The Pointless Slogan Page

Help me choose a slogan!

I feel that my web page needs a slogan, to help weak-witted people with no volition or opinions of their own realize they like it. Please review the following list and let me know which one has the most effect on you. (Ideally, the effect should be positive.)

Please email me and let me know which one you like best, or suggest a new one!

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